A garph was even created to demonstrate JohnM's laziness.

is a lazy member of the MSTI Community, who wanted someone else to write his bio for him.

MSTI LifeEdit

JohnM's account had to be deleted for an undisclosed reason when he had about 10,000 comments, so his real numbers are much higher than what his Livefyre profile might suggest.

Personal LifeEdit

JohnM's real name is John M.  He lives in Cincinnati, Ohio. 


  • He is reportedly 6'8''.